Who the hell are you?
*Gets up from folded chair and puts down stale biscuit*
I am Eve Smallman. Hello. What can I say about myself that is going to gain your interest? I’m a nineteen-year-old English girl, an aspiring journalist studying and learning in Nottingham. Although I am originally from one of the smallest cities in the UK.
So I’m very much a small-time girl documenting her time in the big world.
I blog about myself, my time at university, places I have been… All sorts really! So please, stay a while and have some light refreshments.
The jug of squash and pile of biscuits are on that crooked table over there.