Who the hell are you?
*Gets up from the folded chair and puts down the stale biscuit*
I am Eve Smallman. Hello. What can I say about myself that is going to gain your interest? I’m a 20-year-old English girl, an aspiring journalist from Nottingham. Although I am originally from one of the smallest cities in the UK, aka Lichvegas. Yes, that was my MP that went on Celebrity First Dates.
So I’m very much a small-time girl documenting her time in the big world.
I blog about myself, my time at university, places I have been… I think that you should write about whatever ignites your interest and passion, which is what I aim to do on Total For Tea. I came up with the blog name when I was about 16 or so, as I’m totally mad for tea. I have a tea chart on my wall and everything.
So please, stay a while and have some light refreshments.
The jug of squash and pile of biscuits are on that crooked table over there.